DAP-led Pakatan Harapan finds itself once again in a dilemma for its choice of Prime Minister if they were to win the 14th general election.
On one of the coin there is Tun Mahathir who has already forged a plan to screw over his new coalition mates if he is installed as Prime Minister. Then there is Datuk Anwar Ibrahim who according to his conviction is no stranger to the act of screwing those whom he fancies.
Tun Mahathir eagerness (although he tries to down play it) should be a red flag for DAP-led Pakatan. Here is a man just a little shy of one hundred (100) years of age vying for the top job in Malaysia.
Even having done it before, the job is physically and mentally demanding for a person in their prime; how much more for someone who is past that period.
Maybe Tun Mahathir will take a page out of Datuk Wan Azizah Ishmael’s book of ‘How to be a tseat warming Prime Minister’
Perhaps Tun Mahathir’s real plan is just to get in the door and make the just right moves to get his son Mukhriz in place to become Prime Minister and at the same time surround Mukhriz with loyal minions who will assure that he stays remains in place.
Of course to hatch such a plan, Mahathir probably has to broker a deal with no other than de facto DAP-led Pakatan head Lim Kit Siang.
It is highly unlikely that Tun Mahathir can pull off the bait and switch without some form of agreement that with Lim Kit Siang.
Does part of such an agreement entail Lim Kit Siang being given the position as Finance Minister? Perhaps it is that along with a side deal that his son (Lim Guan Eng) does not go to prison for taking advantage of his position as the present Menteri Besar of Penang.
Whichever the case, there is little doubt that the two men (Tun Mahathir and Lim Kit Siang) have worked out some backroom deal.
The problem with doing a backroom deal with Mahathir is that Lim Kit Siang had better watch his back or he may find that he is being screwed in the end!
Which bring us to Datuk Anwar Ibrahim; he has been convicted and now sits in Sungai Buloh prison for screwing (sodomizing) his former aid in the end.
However even with that, there are those in DAP-led Pakatan who still cry for Anwar as their choice for PM. There are some of them who somehow view the raping of a man by another man as less offensive than a man doing the same to a woman; failing to comprehend that rape is rape!
There are other Anwar Ibrahim supporters who are quick to proclaim that Anwar did not sodomize his aid; an act that Anwar has never denied and refused to get on the stand during his trail to refute.
Now Anwar’s lawyers are attempting to have his conviction dropped because they claim that layer Muhammad Shafee Abdullah was paid RM9.5 million to make sure Anwar was convicted.
It is interesting to note that Anwar and his lawyers are trying to dance around the main issue; did Anwar sodomize, have unnatural sex with, have a Peanut But-ter and KY Jelly sandwich with his aid.
Anwar is hoping that he is released so that he contest in first a by election, then in the 14th general election.
However, right now DAP-led Pakatan has a PM Dilemma; Mahathir who will screw them in the end or Anwar who is in Prison for Screwing in the end!